Little Story: Too Late

After the death of a never-married 94-year-old spinster, the rector was given a note from her personal belongings.

In the woman’s handwriting were specific instructions for her funeral service. Along with the suggestions for Scripture readings and music were the following orders:

“There will be no male pallbearers. Since they wouldn’t take me out when I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.”


Ps. Tomorrow is the day I am going to stay out of computers, so see you later. Check Shutdown day.


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